“I have a whole calendar of events for everybody. Like the incline. Or Pancake Rock.”

“That’s like making fun of you because I’m smarter than you.”

“How do you know you’re smarter?”

I was in Colorado recently. I hiked 15% up Pikes Peak, near the end of the day – as many people were hiking down. I caught snippets of passing conversations. I will post them here for posterity. 

To begin:

“I think we should move the bachelorette party closer to the wedding day.”

“Yeah”